On My Goat

In response to: "I saw a lion!" 570 days old
by Gunther [Visitor]

Hahaa, Matt's been bothering all of us about this for ages and it didn't even cross my mind to doubt that there could be a lion in Wivelsfield. It's a strange and mysterious place, and to be honest after reading this I'm having serious trouble believing there wasn't a lion. more…

In response to: "I saw a lion!" 570 days old
by Matt T [Visitor]

This is bloody brilliant. I live in Wivelsfield and we all agreed "LION SIGHTINGS IN VILLAGE" has to beat any other trashy local headline out there... I almost fell off my bike when I saw that!
Thing is, Wivelsfield is creepy/deserted enough that I don't actually find it too hard to believe. I get the train there too in the mornings, a more…

In response to: "A copper with humour by-pass." 1259 days old
by lizdavies [Member]

My advice is not to do the joke about the knife in your sock at emigration/immigration at the airport, either. I did it once and it went down like a lead balloon. more…

In response to: "A copper with humour by-pass." 1268 days old
by jshillafc [Member]

Exactly - "I am the law - bow down to Ming the Merciless."
The joke originally cam from Sammy Nelson who played for Arsenal and Brighton - he had been away on tour with Northern Ireland and the his landlady who provided with him digs complained to the manager of Arsenal that he owed a couple of weeks rent. The manager ordered him into the off more…

In response to: "A copper with humour by-pass." 1268 days old
by  [Visitor]

Your completely right about the local rozzers.

Whilst I have fortunately never had the mis-fortune of being on the wrong end of the law, I do think that predominently they are a bunch of jumped up, power hungry twats with too much spare times on their hands.

As per that program on tv recently - they want to spend less time more…