Nearly everyday I notice somebody doing something worthy of a 'poke in the eye'. The person who lets their dog pooh on the pavement, a shop assistants with visible bogeys and Australian barmen. Somethings just get on my goat....
[ ... ] like a joke to me!" (PC Plod is now walking me to his car).
"No, no the phone was engaged - there was nobody on the other end - I was just being ...